If a dead ancestor doesn’t appear in the sky to stop me, it can’t be that bad of a decision
the fashion police people literally get paid for judging people and that’s all I want out of life
SHOUTOUT TO THAT ONE PERSON THAT HEARS YOU WHEN YOU’RE TALKING IN A GROUP AND SMILES OR REPLIES SO YOU DONT FEEL LIKE A TWAT
I hate when hard working people don’t get the opportunities/recognition they deserve because someone who doesn’t work as hard was “prettier,” richer or more privileged.
Hey nannies of tumblr, I would love to be a nanny but I don’t know how to even get into a job like that or how to go about it safely (make sure I don’t get into a scam or something weird ya know) How did you get into nannying and do you have any tips? Feel free to reply here or send me an ask. Thanks!
boys moaning is basically the hottest thing a guy can do besides give you neck kisses
I’m more aroused by them giving me large sums of money, personally
(Source: lahyes, via fogblogger)
weak unprepared people sleep naked. what are you gonna do when a robber comes in your house and see you naked? ?your material possessions can be replaced but your dignity cannot.
the robber will be so blown away by my massive DONG that he will have SO MUCH RESPECT for me and my MASSIVE PENIS that he will put all the stuff back and walk out. all because of my COLOSSAL MEMBER.
"lift with your knees" is the fucking dumbest thing you can say to someone like ok thanks for the advice but I have no fucking clue what that means
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